Sex toys, in general, covers a wide variety of options to choose from. For women, dildos and vibrators are the most sought out. Men, on the other hand, go for artificial pussies and masturbators. Hence, all these are bought to either satisfy an unsatisfied sex life or just be satisfied.
Last year, an online uproar surfaced in amazon. A seemingly simple vibrator caught people by surprise. Surprisingly indeed, a brutally honest review about Tracy’s Dog OG clitoral sucking vibrator was posted on online platforms and garnered a significant number of shares and likes. As a result, the famous vibrator sold out in a couple of days.
Here are some of the infamous reviews.
“This is a weapon. It cured my depression, I don’t go to therapy anymore. I was walking from side to side after I finished using this thing, you’ll feel like you just had your best dick appointment ever. Trust me. Best believe you will never see me frown ever again. My life has completely changed. Have a blessed day.”
Here is a more intricate one.
“So I just finished with this machine and … why.. just why, this thing has ruined me for any man. I am about to get on one knee and marry this thing and have Tracy’s puppies. I looked like Chewbacca trying to string a needle as I try to plop this contraption on my lady bits. Tongue hanging out all over the place.
So I finally get it in place and turn it on. Like a toddler who found the remote I start pressing buttons. I figure meh I can take it, it’s been a while since my rug has been dusted, so why not. I press and I press… next thing I know my body lurches forward and I am climaxing. It is so violent that the little one two abs I was working out at the gym locked up.
Now I am trying to RIP this thing out my coochie cause I hear footsteps but I can’t cause my damn stomach locked up. The Lord works in mysterious ways cause the footsteps turned the other way. After that, I started to get up to clean up and realize in my seizure like orgasms, I hurt my hip and back. I’m still hobbling 4 hours later.
I did not stretch enough.
So in conclusion, this met and exceeded expectations. Hydrate, make sure you don’t have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day. And for the love of god, stretch like you are about to run the 500 meter dash. Moral of the story. If you’re gonna use it. Be alone and don’t go after the gym.
However, this one here is the cream of the crop. It went viral and garnered thousands of reactions online.
“Time to solo party.I found placement for the clit a bit low for my body shape, it took me a few min to get everything where it needed to be. That was a bit time consuming and slightly frustrating. But as with any new toy, its trial and error.
I started the clit one on low, which I barely even felt. Unbeknownst to me it wasn’t lined up 100%. So, me being me, i decide to go from zero to 60 in 3.5. I hit the suction button setting to level 5 or 6 and hit the g spot button as well. And made a minor adjustment on suction placement. At least i think that’s what happened, Because I’m pretty sure i blacked out,
My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared.I never came so fast and so hard in my life. I squirted, I have never done that. (Luckily i put a towel down cause i hate wet spots). I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending to even stronger suction and now variant pulses from the g spot vibrator. And came, again. I’m pretty sure I levitated. It was an unending orgasm.
This time, my soul left me, and god himself said “child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light.” (Mind you, im agnostic).I’m brought back into my earthly body after managing to pull it off me, throwing it across my bed, it falls to the floor, still buzzing happily away.
I shook for a good 5 minutes, I couldn’t get up off the bed even if I wanted to. I stared at my ceiling dazed trying to remember who I am and what year is this. I get up to clean up and realize in my seizure like orgasms, I hurt my hip and back. I’m still hobbling 4 hours later.
As you can see, she totally nailed it. It was outrageous. She went on with every detail which was enough to get everyone’s attention. And she did.
Fortunately this year, Tracy’s Dog brought back the OG clitoral sucking vibrator. What makes this vibrator extra special is the amazing features it has. It has a dual vibrator that simultaneously touches the clitoris through its suction cup and at the same time vibrates the G-Spot via the inserted portion.
Holidays are fast approaching. You might want to give your friends and loved ones the orgasm they deserve. Get them one OG clitoral sucking vibrator, which is now available at www.tracysdog.com and let them enjoy the holidays.